Daughter Discovers Mommy's Secrets
A little girl and her mother are shopping.
The girl asks her mother, "How old are you, Mommy?"
The mother answers, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.
You'll learn that later in life."
The girl then asks, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
The mother answers, "That's another thing that women don't talk about."
The girl, still very interested asks, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
Her mother answers, "Honey, that's a subject that hurt me very much and I don't want to talk about it."
The little girl is frustrated and tells one of her friends about her dilemma.
The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a peek at your mother's drivers licence.
It's just like a report card. It tells you everything."
The little girl and her mother are out shopping again and the girl says, "Mommy, I know how old you are.
You're 32 years old." The mother is shocked.
The little girl then says, "Mommy, I know that you weigh 120 pounds."
The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"
The little girl says, "I just know, that's all. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.
You got an 'F' in sex!