AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN IS HAVING HIS ANNUAL CHECKUP
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling "I've never been better!" he
replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant
with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well,
let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He
never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and
he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's
walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in
some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it
at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM The beaver drops dead
in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief,
"Someone else must have shot that beaver."
"Exactly."